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3D women vs. Real ones...sorry had to be said

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 16, 2014, 10:49 PM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: The Glow
  • Reading: The Mare and the Samurai
  • Watching: these 3d ladies dance dance lol!
  • Playing: Dead space 3 hardcore mode
  • Eating: veggies raman and lean chops
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Hello to all my freinds here on dev art been a little while but i just had to write this journal
okay here goes 3D vs real
Real women:
1.will reject you the first time they can't have what they want in you or from you
2.They are(50 percent of the time) superficial vain and selfish you are not more that either another sex hungry perv or a temporary sex fix for them now in rare cases they are none of these just putting it out there
3.99.9 percent of them are into things other than what you are into causing major relationship flaws if you chose a woman purely on physical appearance without seeing if shes got baggage its your own damn fault on this one
4.while its nice to have great girlfriend they tend to make texting phone calls and date into a tedious job one you grow to fucking hate no matter how hot or wonderful your woman may be...she WILL demand and i mean demand your full attention now if you are one to be attentive you will not have a problem but if you have a night or afternoon gig  this becomes YOUR JOB! not something you really want ladies your all sweet and wonderful but god damn...
5.on a first date if you don't score its always your fault 
(not always the case)
some if not half of women will be bored with anything you do weather your a top dog or average Joe if you are not good enough you will get dropped just lose her number and call it a loss
6.Finally every woman is different but..in the same breath they are all the same (rare cases excluded) they want you to work hard to get them and when you do you may 25 percent of the time you will meet with disappointment in bed and in the relationship

3D women
1.you have complete control over them they will do anything to please you as that is what they are designed for
2.They are (100 percent of the time) ready for you not caring about your job your money your ride your pleasure is the prime objective
3.while they are not real a bond with your 3d hottie is possible simply because she is yours with out any conditions and will never complain about enough attention (unless you have one that has a real nice ai lol)
4.a 3D gal is there always and will always tend to YOUR needs always 
wanting to know your desires and your wants never selfish never asking where you have been or why you have not texted or called her...shes there FOR YOU!
5.from the start she belongs to you you will score 100 percent of the time no whining no headache excuse no *its not you its me* bullshit if you mess up a session she will forgive you because again shes yours 100 percent 
Finally..all 3D women ARE different with a wide range of fantasy,dream and bdsm types they are (albeit only pixels) the ultimate mates for those that find virtual bliss with and she will be anyone you want even that stuck up waitress at the cafe downtown all you need do is tap some keys and shes on her knees begging to have you in her pants (LOL)

now please i had to write this i just had to because ladies 75 percent of you treat even decent guys like shit is it a wonder we turn to our huge boobed 3d gals for comfort?

I now leave with a nice dance video and the wise words of rick Sanchez or rick and morty... 





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The 7 Chakra Seals

First is the Earth Chakra, located at the base of the spine. It deals with survival, and is blocked by fear. Let your greatest fears become clear to you. You may be concerned for your survival, but you must let those fears go.

Next is the Water Chakra, located in the abdomen. It deals with pleasure, and is blocked by guilt. Look at the guilt from your past that burdens you. Let them go, or they will poison your energy. Meditate and realize that these things happened for a purpose.

Next is the Fire Chakra, located at the stomach. It deals with willpower, and is blocked by shame. Recognize the biggest disappointments in yourself, and what you are ashamed of. Accept that these things happened.

Now is the Air Chakra, located at the heart. It deals with love, and is blocked by grief. Lay all of your grief out in front of you. If you have lost someone close, you must realize love is a form of energy, and it swirls all around us. The love is still in your heart, and can be reborn in the shape of new love.

Next is the Sound Chakra, located at the throat. It deals with truth, and is blocked by lies. The lies we tell ourselves. You must not lie about your own nature. Accept who you are.


Now the Light Chakra, located at the forehead. It deals with insight, and is blocked by illusions. The biggest illusion of all is the illusion of separation. Things we think are separate are actually one and the same. Like the nations of the world: we are all one people, but we live as if divided.

Last is the Thought Chakra, located at the crown of the forehead. It deals with pure cosmic energy, and is blocked by earthly attachments. Meditate on what attaches you to this world. Let your emotions flow and be forgotten. You must unlock this chakra to gain your energy from the universe.


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I am The Soul that was dis guarded
I am the Darkness That Hunts those that would do wrong to others
I am The fear that those evil hold in their hearts
I am The one that walks between the Plain of both Life and death
she destroyed me...but made me this
she tore me but gave this soul another life
she abandoned me but I was found and renewed...

I live for a purpose and that is to exact My revenge upon all that would do harm to others...soon very soon you will know My name......The Phantom Bullet....
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Love...

Do You Love Me?
by ~lukeprism

The both of you stand in the plain, empty room, alone, only vaguely aware of the gang leader laying injured and watched over by the bespectacled boy in the room next to you over the proximity of the other. The room is silent, the only audible sounds being the inhales and exhales of your breathing. You wonder, for a moment, if Ana is feeling the same thing you are; the butterflies in your stomach, the sudden heat of the room.

Suddenly, she grabs your left hand with her own supple-skinned one. "Let's dance," she says, and though the question is abrupt and you have no idea how to go about dancing as you've never really done it before, you nod your head in agreement, knowing you couldn't refuse her if she told you to jump off the top of Mount Itoi.

She snakes her arms around your neck as your hands find their way to her waist, pulling her as close as you dare, and your breath hitches for a moment when she presses herself closer. You don't know what you're doing, and it's obvious, but Ana doesn't seem to mind. She takes it upon herself to begin the swaying motion that goes along with a slow dance such as this. Her motions are fluid and practiced, and you're pleased to find out that this dancing thing comes quite naturally to you. You're able to keep up as she ups the pace, hips and blonde pigtails delicately swooshing from side to side.

Out of nowhere, you become hyperaware of an overwhelming emotion that's rather new to you. You want to cup her face and tell her how beautiful she is, like a fair-haired angel descended from above to grace the world with it's presence, no matter how cliche it would sound. You feel the instinctive need to stay by her side and protect her, perhaps ask her to wait here while you and the two others scaled the mountain and faced the anomaly waiting for you, even though she was quite capable of taking care of herself. You always want to be with her wherever she goes, to spend as much time as possible with her, suddenly pining to prolong this journey of yours so she wouldn't return home to Snowman and forget about you. It's almost like what one feels for family members, but you know it's not the same. It's more...desperate. More intimate.

Ana slows her pace once more, and you find your train of thought completely derailed when she looks at you with those pretty blue eyes of hers, the ones that can make you do anything. She opens her mouth to say something, but hesitates, her expression troubled. "Do...do you love me?"

The inquiry makes you freeze in ecstatic disbelief, but Ana misreads this reaction and averts her gaze, stumbling to a stop herself.

"I just...I knew, when I first met you back in Snowman, returning my hat to me, that you were special. I don't want this to end, for us to have to go back to what were before when this is all over. I want us to he together longer...I don't want to lose you. I love you." She looks up at you once again, her eyes now sparkling with what you knew was the same emotion you were feeling deep inside. "Do you love me, Ninten?"

Time seems to slow for you. Yes, yes, yes, you think! I love you with all my heart and soul! You're beautiful inside and out, and any man on Earth would be blessed to even so much as know you. I thought my life was happy before, but the word I was looking for would have been complacent. Meeting you is by far the best thing that's happened to me so far in my admittedly short life, but I'll be damned if I let you go! I love you more than there are stars in the sky, Ana, and I'm more than proud to say it!

But you, being the ever-silent protagonist, do not say these things aloud. Your hands are suddenly cradling her face, stroking her left cheek with your right thumb softly, and gently, ever so gently, you take her lips with yours, putting everything you know and feel with your heart and soul into this one kiss.

And when she pulls you closer with her arms, yearning for more, you know that this is the beginning of something amazing.




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Stop Bullying!!

A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take out a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up, not to rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty it was. She then told them to tell it they're sorry. Now, even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullies another child, they may say they're sorry, but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. Copy and re-post in your own journal. Let's see who the real people are. Re-post this if you care about this kind of situation. Just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake

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